Friday, February 04, 2005

CaulfieldWatch

-- Breaking News --

OmarWatch, your one-stop news shop for all things related to Omar Jamil has announced today that it will discontinue coverage of Mr. Jamil.

After OmarWatch editors were implicated in a vast, right-wing conspiracy to covertly ridicule Mr. Jamil, they took down the site for several days as a courtesy.

Now, OmarWatch is back, but with a different focus: Brian Caulfield, news editor, Red Herring Magazine.

You can read Mr. Caulfield's thoughts on his weblog. He is most certainly a prolific author, capable of covering a variety of topics. Of course, it could be someone else out there with the same name.

In conjunction with the announcement, Mr. Caulfield has issued a statement in which he said, "Dude."

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6 Comments:

Blogger test123456 said...

Dude.

February 4, 2005 2:41 PM  
Blogger test123456 said...

Dude, that's not me. That's another Brian Caulfield.

February 4, 2005 2:42 PM  
Blogger Narcissus said...

the proprietor(s) of chasingtails would like to issue a comment on this development: at no point, now or ever in the past (or even in the conceivable future) have the author(s) of chasingtails raised suspicions of a right (or for that matter, left or centrist) conspiracy. mr. jamil remains, as always, an incontrovertible ego-maniac and accepts the responsibilities therein.

February 4, 2005 2:43 PM  
Blogger test123456 said...

I would never end an article on a quote.

February 4, 2005 2:48 PM  
Blogger test123456 said...

Check this out, I'm going to screw up Haislip's Google ads, which are indexed to keywords -- and get some ads to horrible, horrible things on the right hand side of this page.

Haislip, either you take this blog down, or your mother, no doubt a lady of great taste and refinement, who I know reads this blog, will be exposed to some of the most horrific advertising imaginable. Your other alternative, of course, is to discontinue the ads. Either way... I win.

I hereby crack open the gates of hell: Welcome hippie Pamela Anderson-loving composting marijuana and cocaine smoking XXX hard-core Web-cam using cannibalistic underwear-stealing bukakke ... Yankees

February 4, 2005 2:58 PM  
Blogger test123456 said...

why is it not working... i need keywords that work... sorority private detectives used cars nissan stock tips sales spam canadian drugs get rich quick.

February 4, 2005 6:06 PM  

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