Friday, February 04, 2005

Caulfield+OmarWatch

What happens when bad meets evil? Many have asked questions such as this, but seldom have there been those brave enough to answer. Beer and Tequila? Cocaine and speed? DB2 and Service-oriented Architecture?

The answer is simple. Massive retaliation on an unprecidented scale.

Mother, if you're reading this, please don't look at my Google adds until I set the content filters!

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Anti-Caulfield

-- Breaking News --

After Mr. Caulfield's discovery that OmarWatch had been hijacked by a bunch of Caulfield stalkers, he reportedly said, "Dude. That's not me, dude."

His comments, in refference to a link on Omarwatch, bear closer scrutiny. Writing experts suggest that Mr. Caulfield, business writer, actually knows how to write, as opposed to Mr. Caulfield the biggot, whose prose stylings leave much to be desired.

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CaulfieldWatch

-- Breaking News --

OmarWatch, your one-stop news shop for all things related to Omar Jamil has announced today that it will discontinue coverage of Mr. Jamil.

After OmarWatch editors were implicated in a vast, right-wing conspiracy to covertly ridicule Mr. Jamil, they took down the site for several days as a courtesy.

Now, OmarWatch is back, but with a different focus: Brian Caulfield, news editor, Red Herring Magazine.

You can read Mr. Caulfield's thoughts on his weblog. He is most certainly a prolific author, capable of covering a variety of topics. Of course, it could be someone else out there with the same name.

In conjunction with the announcement, Mr. Caulfield has issued a statement in which he said, "Dude."

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